sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
luststrade: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Plot twist: Kakashi takes off his mask and he's also Obito.
ostracizedpoodle: favour1te: ostracizedpoodle: ive seen things how many things? 8
uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
fasterfood: “is there a problem officer?” i say after getting pulled over. “no” says the officer, and walks away
phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
straightontilneverland: dani-de-barbarac: claricedemedici: dareandwriteitdown: egredi: Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. #mine glow blue when orcs are near mine go ding when there’s stuff mine do stuff.. …and thaaaangs. mine went on a hunting trip and haven’t been home in a few days.
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
ballerdollar: lessons learned from anime don’t get inside the robot people with bad haircuts always lose the cute girl is psycho the cute guy isn’t human when in doubt scream “baka” and run away glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner gotta catch em all and maybe probably respect your elders
cw3p0: gromdork: hanksypanky: 100newfears: and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night. rayghan, translate so i can get the joke…….
On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea